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letter-spacing: 1px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></section><p style='outline: 0px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 241px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>有时卖家已经尽量给出</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>当前价位上最好的质量</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但顾客却还是不明白，「一分钱一分货」</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>「卖家也要吃饭」这个道理</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>在评论区里嫌这嫌那</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>也难怪卖家会生气</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='padding-right: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em; outline: 0px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-shadow: rgb(120, 120, 120) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;width: 400px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>你想省钱我理解</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但你也不能老想占我便宜啊</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>没利润的东西谁会卖呢</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>想要更好的不如看看您钱包允不允许吧</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 183px;height: 183px;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>做生意最怕的就是</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>遇上挑三拣四的顾客</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>钱赚没赚到不知道</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>气是差不多被气死了</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>每当这种时候</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>卖家就会自动变身人肉吐槽机</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='padding-right: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em; outline: 0px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-shadow: rgb(60, 60, 60) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;width: 374px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>看看你拍的照片</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>肉眼可见的红豆馅你都能说没有</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>卖家虽然心里憋屈</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但为了顺利搞到钱</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>金主爸爸的要求有时还是不得不听的</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>可问题是你们自相矛盾啊</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='padding-right: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em; outline: 0px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-shadow: rgb(150, 150, 150) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;width: 440px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>顾客是上帝</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>奈何每个上帝都有自己的想法</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>我这小店真的伺候不起</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>只能给你们拉个群在线抬杠</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>看看谁的差评给得没道理</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></section><p style='outline: 0px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 240px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>对于顾客们的无理要求</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>许多从吐槽大会毕业的卖家无奈之余</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>又不敢随意对金主爸爸指指点点</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>只能靠讲讲段子蒙混过关</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>这种操作卖家常用，广大顾客也能接受</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>可当顾客的奇葩程度越来越高</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>卖家也不得不呈上侮辱性更强的杀招了</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='padding-right: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em; outline: 0px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-shadow: rgb(60, 60, 60) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;width: 395px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>用冷静简短的话语将虚伪的谎言撕碎</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>让买家面对残酷的现实</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>从而实现一刀毙命的扎心效果</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>所谓</span><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px; color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'>「杀伐果断」</span></strong><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>大概就是这个样子吧</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 260px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section style='outline: 0px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>这届卖家行云流水的吐槽大法</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>把我等吃瓜群众看得忘了下单</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>只记得海狗式鼓掌</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>谁能不说一声绝绝子啊</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; color: rgb(204, 51, 51); letter-spacing: 1px;'>▼</span></section><p style='outline: 0px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;letter-spacing: 0.578px;text-wrap: wrap;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>看了卖家们这些令人迷惑的怼人操作</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>文字君不禁陷入沉思</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>难道「顾客是上帝」真的过时了吗</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>为什么这年头卖家们怼起</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>顾客这么不留情面呢</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></section><p style='outline: 0px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 275px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>其实并不！只是随着网购的发达</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>这种看图下单的模式</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>让「宝贝是否符合预期」这件事</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>成为了一门玄学</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>卖家卖的和买家心中想的</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>到底是不是同一个东西</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>常常是一件需要碰运气的事情</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='padding-right: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em; outline: 0px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-shadow: rgb(60, 60, 60) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;width: 360px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不过，评论区的存在</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>搭起了卖家和买家之间沟通的桥梁</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>让双方在据理力争的同时</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>也警示他人避免掉坑</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </span></section><p style='padding-right: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em; outline: 0px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-shadow: rgb(60, 60, 60) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;width: 374px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>有时卖家明明行得端坐得正</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>买家还是角度刁钻地给差评</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>外加人身攻击</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>试图破坏网购平台上</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>买卖双方相敬如宾的和谐氛围</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>这时候就算是再好脾气的卖家也会被气炸</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>忍不住<span style='outline: 0px;'>用上毕生的敲键盘技术</span></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>在评论区里火力全开</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='padding-right: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em; outline: 0px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-shadow: rgb(60, 60, 60) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;width: 412px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'> </span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>想要在气势上扳回一局</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>狠话该撂就得撂</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>怎么滴也得唬他一下子</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>然后再摆事实讲道理</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>告诉大家可乐实付1块多</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>这量真的不算少</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>最后来个猛龙出击</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>建议买家直接消防栓喝水</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>所有愿望一次满足</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 190px;height: 190px;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>毕竟俗话说得好</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>忍一时越想越气，退一步心肌梗塞</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>面对不合理的诉求</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>就应该用事实打他的脸</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不然生意没做成也就罢了</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>被气出病来就亏大了</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 175px;height: 168px;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不过话说回来</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>激情怼人虽然很解气</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但是如果动不动</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>就素质十八连地破口大骂</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不仅失了体面，而且就算你再有理</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>其他的潜在顾客可能也会</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>因为你的态度对宝贝望而却步</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>最后可能就不只是</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>损失一单生意那么简单了</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></section><p style='outline: 0px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 219px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>所以卖家们在为自己解释辩驳的同时</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>也要注意语气和措辞</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; line-height: 1.75em; text-align: center;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>毕竟和气生财嘛！你说是不是</span></section></div>
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