「我有一个朋友」，究竟是怎么成为修罗场万能话术的？
<div class="wx_rich_media_content" id="jsWxContainer"><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;' data-mpa-powered-by="yiban.io"><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px; visibility: visible;'><span style='color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'>▼</span></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><br></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>不得不说，“我有一个朋友”堪比神句</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>它能把任何离谱的事情变得合理化</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>以这句话开头的事件</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>往往走势分为两派：</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>一派明里暗里说自己</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>一派吹嘘夸耀社交圈</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><br></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: var(--articleFontsize);letter-spacing: 0.034em;width: 578px;height: 381px;'></span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: var(--articleFontsize);letter-spacing: 0.578px;width: 578px;height: 45px;'></span><br></section><section style='letter-spacing: 0.578px; outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><br></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>比如伸手党不好意思直接要</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>就会以一个朋友为由头</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>直接摆脱掉自己丢面子的事实<br></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>把锅甩到朋友身上</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></span></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'></span></section><section style='letter-spacing: 0.578px; outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>久而久之，大家都明白这句话</span><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>背</span><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>后的</span><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>含义</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>但真正站出来挑明的又少之又少<br></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'>于是有人大胆发声：<br></span></section><section style='letter-spacing: 0.578px; outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'></span></section><section style='letter-spacing: 0.578px; outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em; visibility: visible;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'></span></section><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;letter-spacing: 0.578px;text-align: center;text-wrap: wrap;box-shadow: rgb(90, 90, 90) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;'></span></p><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><br></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但奇怪的是，为啥都过了这么些年</span></strong></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>人们还是爱拿朋友起由头？</span></strong></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>今天文字君就来跟大家一起</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>撕开“朋友”的真实面目</span></strong></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; color: rgb(204, 51, 51); letter-spacing: 1px;'>▼</span><span style='font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: var(--articleFontsize);letter-spacing: 0.034em;text-align: justify;'></span></section><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>正如文字君刚编的老话：</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>“开局内容全靠编，亲戚朋友永争先”</span></strong></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不知从何时起</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>以<strong style='outline: 0px;'>“我有一个朋友”</strong>为开头的句式</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; 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letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; padding-right: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;box-shadow: rgb(60, 60, 60) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;font-size: 17px;width: 287px;visibility: visible !important;height: 143px;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>就像二十多年前的充斥街头的</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>《故事会》、村口传说等“地摊文学”一样</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; 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font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>除了吹牛外，朋友还经常用来自证有趣</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>这些人则大多是些</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>脖子上顶尿壶的智障病患者</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; 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letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 315px;visibility: visible !important;height: 301px;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>或许太想着“杜撰完美”</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>这类故事往往描述详细具体</span></strong></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; 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line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>小学被要求写人物类作文</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>憋到不知道咋写时</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>哪次不是把自己的特点</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>生搬硬套在别人身上？</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 437px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>自从使用了这一经典句式</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>甭管煽动情绪</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>还是拉近心理距离</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>又或者宣传啥科幻神奇的事情</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>都能力杠杠，不在话下</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 346px;visibility: visible !important;height: 422px;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>为了发展业务</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不仅能活用截图/P图生成器</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>交友套近乎的能力</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>更是跃迁世界第一</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>无论古今中外伟人，还是地外先进文明</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>都能为其商路开疆拓土，保驾护航</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>就问你心动不心动？</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 200px;height: 200px;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>编故事还不算什么</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>真做到一定境界的公号@微商</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>还会费尽心机把故事编得生动形象</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>最好编出一首洗脑力max的</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>“当代自传体rap律诗”</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; color: rgb(204, 51, 51); letter-spacing: 1px;'>▼</span></section><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;letter-spacing: 0.578px;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: var(--articleFontsize);text-align: justify;'></span><span style='letter-spacing: 0.578px;font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: var(--articleFontsize);text-align: justify;'></span><br></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>除了被拿来举例论证</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px; color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'>“朋友”还经常出现在</span></strong></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px; color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'>各种问题咨询&答疑中</span></strong></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不少网友都爱打着朋友的旗号</span><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>来咨询自己的问题</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>碰到啥子难言之隐</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>以“我有一个朋友，他/她……”开头</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>既将给自己留足了面子</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>还能树立一个</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>关爱朋友、团结友善的圣母形象</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 302px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>除了难以言表的生理问题</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不想被人看穿的心理问题</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>也经常假借“朋友之口”用来咨询</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px; padding-right: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 453px !important;visibility: visible !important;box-shadow: rgb(90, 90, 90) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;font-size: 17px;'></span></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>类似的咨询，话语貌似简单</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但人际关系往往非常复杂</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>即便只是“我朋友、我朋友的对象</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>和我朋友对象的追求者”的标准三角恋关系</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>也会给你衍生出A（3,2）种“攻受排列可能”<br style='outline: 0px;'></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 186px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>要是登场人物再多一丢丢</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>说不定还能凑成一段智力型绕口令</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>浇灭你对中文的天然炽热情感</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='text-align: center; padding-right: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;box-shadow: rgb(60, 60, 60) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;font-size: 17px;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>如果仅仅用朋友的名义</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>咨询一下自己的问题</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>倒也没什么大不了</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但在很多实际用法中</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>“朋友”就和“替罪羊”划上了等号</span></strong></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>干坏事了直接安在朋友身上</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>总觉得反正别人也不知道</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>你到底有哪些朋友</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 353px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; color: rgb(204, 51, 51); letter-spacing: 1px;'>▼</span></section><p style='letter-spacing: 0.578px;text-wrap: wrap;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>很久很久以前</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>“朋友”有且仅有“关系深厚”这一种象征</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>一提起朋友，耳边就不自觉回响起</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>“朋友一生一起走”的经典老歌</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但随着该词的频繁使用</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>其内涵好像逐渐走歪淡化</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>沦为一个</span><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'>平平无奇的指称</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);'>所谓：</span><strong style='outline: 0px;color: rgb(204, 51, 51);'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>天下皆可称朋友</span></strong></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 202px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>服务行业人员最爱用这个称呼</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>相较于帅哥美女的轻佻</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>“朋友”则朴实感满满</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>一声叫下去</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>直接拉近关系，亲切感满分</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 195px;height: 193px;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>正因其靠谱亲切的特质</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不少盗号的都会假借“朋友”接近你</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>等你通过好友验证</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>看到对方发来的奇怪消息后</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>才反应过来你们根本不认识</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 357px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>此外，<strong style='outline: 0px;'>“求帮忙”</strong>也是“朋友”出现的一大场景</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>一些平日里不咋联系</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>突然想深夜叙旧的人</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>就会动用“朋友”这颗</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>试图融化你的糖衣大炮弹</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 372px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>演艺圈里也特别喜欢“朋友”这个称呼</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>每当有啥绯闻时，甭管实锤如何</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>只要不碰上纠缠到底的娱记/粉丝</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>一句“我们只是朋友啊”就能解决一切</span><span style='font-size: var(--articleFontsize);letter-spacing: 0.544px;'></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; color: rgb(204, 51, 51); letter-spacing: 1px;'>▼</span></section><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;letter-spacing: 0.578px;text-wrap: wrap;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>硬说的话，其实当代的“朋友”用法</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>都只能算小打小闹</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>类似上文中所述的</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>“借他人之言，传我腹中之事”搞的大新闻</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>从古代到近代比比皆是</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>比如<strong style='outline: 0px;'>“或曰、窃闻”</strong></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>其实就是文言文版</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>“我听朋友说”</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px; padding-right: 0.5em; padding-left: 0.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 334px !important;visibility: visible !important;box-shadow: rgb(60, 60, 60) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;font-size: 17px;'></span></span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px;font-size: 12px;'>/图源@一领淡鹅黄/</span></strong></span><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>换一个大家比较熟悉的例子</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>中学课本中学过的《陈涉世家》</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;font-size: var(--articleFontsize);font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;letter-spacing: 0.034em;text-align: justify;'></span><br></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>陈胜和吴广在绸子上写下</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>“陈胜为王”放在鱼肚里</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>还在夜里装成狐狸的声音大喊：</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>“大楚将兴，陈胜为王”</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>这便是把狐狸当成朋友</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>替自己找了个天选的“甩锅理由”</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 174px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>抛开大人“装神弄鬼”不谈</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>古人也会霍霍孩子</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>拿童谣来当表达想法的好工具</span></strong></section><blockquote class="js_blockquote_wrap" data-type="2" data-url="" data-author-name="" data-content-utf8-length="27" data-source-title="" style='outline: 0px; color: var(--weui-FG-1); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px;'><section class="js_blockquote_digest" style='outline: 0px;'><section style='outline: 0px;'><section style='outline: 0px;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>石人有双眼，挑动黄河天下反</span></strong></section><section style='outline: 0px;text-align: center;line-height: 1.75em;'><strong style='outline: 0px;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>——《至正十年河南北童谣》</span></strong></section></section></section></blockquote><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>比如上面这首元代末年著名的童谣</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>看起来像是孩童们玩耍时的随口吟唱</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但实际上，是红巾军领袖刘福通</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>先把刻有童谣的石人埋在黄河工地上</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>再让儿童到处传唱</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>当开河民工挖出石人，读到石人身上的童谣时</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>便在童谣的影响下加入红巾军</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;width: 186px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>在古诗中，很多诗人</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>也习惯借用朋友的言行</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>来表达自己的意向</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><p style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;letter-spacing: 0.578px;text-wrap: wrap;'></span></p><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>像是王维的这首《送别》</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>明面上写的是送别友人归隐山林</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>但仔细分析其背后的意蕴</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>“君言不得意”</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>不是正是表达自己郁郁不得志</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>渴望归隐山林的想法吗？</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'>真是疑编无据！</span></section><section style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 1.75em;'><span style='outline: 0px; letter-spacing: 1px;'><br style='outline: 0px;'></span></section><p style='text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 211px;height: 198px;'></span></p><p style='display: none;'><mp-style-type data-value="3"></mp-style-type></p><br><br></div>
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