打工人想骂的街，都在山东潍坊的风筝上发疯
<div class="wx_rich_media_content" id="jsWxContainer"><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;' data-mpa-powered-by="yiban.io"><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>鲁迅说，有人看海，有人被爱，有人打工到现在。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>最近，互联网上有一句魔咒，足以让全国各地的社畜破防。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>恨不得一键快进到五一，直飞远方——</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>“云南有泼水节，贵州有村BA，洛阳有神仙，淄博有烧烤，你们那儿有什么？”</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'><br></strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'></strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;text-align: center;box-shadow: rgb(210, 210, 210) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;width: 100%;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgb(136, 136, 136); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: center;'>北京人：我们有滴滴滴滴滴道！</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>堪比打工人必杀技，此灵魂拷问一出，所到之处，片甲不留。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>谁也没想到，独独一个地方的人民，在狂风中牢牢坚挺，不仅没有拉仇恨，还贴心地替全网打工人发出了心声——</span><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>潍坊。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;text-align: center;box-shadow: rgb(210, 210, 210) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;width: 100%;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>上周末，我的朋友圈就像捅了齐鲁大地的窝，一拨人在淄博吃烧烤，一拨人在潍坊看风筝。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>剩下一拨，在吃完烧烤去看风筝↓↓↓</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9);font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;letter-spacing: 2px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);border-radius: 6px;width: 100%;height: auto;box-sizing: border-box !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>哦，放错图了，是这个↓↓↓↓</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>作为“世界风筝之都”，AKA鸢都。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>几乎每年4月，潍坊都会因为举办全球最大的风筝节，上一次热搜。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>然而，纵使是潍坊人也没料到，今年这个最早被国际承认的大型地方节会——</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>竟摇身一变，成了社畜的发疯新战场。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;text-align: center;box-shadow: rgb(210, 210, 210) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;width: 578px;height: 167px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='font-size: 16px;'><strong><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 2px;'>潍坊大舞台，发癫你就来。</span></strong></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>最近，一个去潍坊参加了风筝节的打工人，朋友圈很可能是这样的：<br></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>伴随着vlog里的无实物转场表演，“唰”地就到了风筝训练基地的现场——</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgb(136, 136, 136); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: center;'>@北海仑</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'><br></strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>来自几十个国家和地区的风筝爱好者，齐聚在这里，</strong><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>跟斗法似的开始了世界锦标赛级别的内卷。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>场面之壮观，看得你脑子里都已经忍不住为它配上了蕾哈娜的那首BGM：We Found Love（潍坊的爱）。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgb(136, 136, 136); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: center;'>@新华每日电讯</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>然而下一秒，一位打卡过现场的朋友就告诉我，一旦你把镜头推近，就会发现它其实是这样的——</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 243px;height: 260px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>这样的——</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 242px;height: 242px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>以及这样的——</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgb(136, 136, 136); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 2px; text-align: center;'>@都市新闻观察</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>敢情人家在这放风筝，你们在这发弹幕。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 16px;'>受够了当上班机器，社畜们发展出了一种发疯文学的新分支——风筝弹幕文学。</span></strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>在世界潍坊的地盘上，你看到的每一只风筝，都是一个人的人生态度。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>像前文这种骂骂咧咧骂上了天的风筝，也许主人是周五刚请完年假、溜出来的打工人。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 188px;height: 188px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>有网友都开始建议了，能不能顺便承接一些生日庆祝业务：</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'><br></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>“我这里有一些想送给某位特殊同事的小小问候与祝福”。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>而一只以决绝的姿态、头也不回地飞出天际的风筝背后——</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>很可能是刚刚提交完辞职申请、已经开启了快乐待业的年轻人。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: 231px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;width: 270px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>“脱离苦海，离职大吉！”</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>你看像不像那只拒绝破班的猫头鹰，</span><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>“再见了您！”</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: 194px;width: 262px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>V字仇杀队，就是他们的精神信仰。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: 335px;width: 193px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>然而，正所谓哪里有职场，哪里就有卷王。<br></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>一些网友激动地在评论区表示，下面这只风筝就生动演绎了</span><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>《在悠闲的环境中突然出现的卷王同事》</strong><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>——</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>那是比卷更痛苦的事情，做一枚被卷王同事鲶鱼效应下的杂鱼。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 578px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>怎么讲，在山东，放眼望去，托起风筝的那都不是风，而是打工人的怨气冲冲。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>而一个气不够足的社畜，最终还是会掉下来，连老祖宗也不例外。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>睡落枕了的，不是什么阎罗王，而是秦始皇。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>@爱济南</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>没有了兵马俑大军的昔日帝王，就像一阵沙，潍坊的风一吹就歪了。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;white-space: normal;text-align: center;border-radius: 6px;width: 100%;height: auto;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>扑腾了没几秒就栽了下来。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>不仅没人扶，还被打工人“绊”了一脚、按在地上狠狠摩擦，接下来请欣赏：</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>《潍坊风筝宇宙之秦始皇摔过最狠的跟头》。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;white-space: normal;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>在朋友圈刷到这一盛况的潍坊人都眼红疯了，恨外地朋友都爽完了。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>而自己占据地理优势这么多年，从上学到上班，居然都没去看过一次风筝节。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>一位风筝爱好者的基本修养，就是不止要看，还要躬身入局，风筝跻身为了打工人的互联网嘴替。<br></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>“摊牌了，天上飘的都不是风筝，那是我颅内的弹幕。”</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>一个伊藤润二在天上暗黑飘扬的，主人绝对是一个亚逼。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: auto;width: 100%;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>带着没到场的人的心愿，</span><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>“所有打工人，替你们把风筝放上天了。”</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>打工人：大可不必。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>而一直黑色像波浪线一样watching you的是发癫版仙人板板，飘扬的都是我对周日上班的怨气。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>恩，中式恐怖，怎么不算呢？</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;text-align: center;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>只有外国大爷放的大裤衩子，依然鲜艳夺目，闪耀着妖娆的火龙果色。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: 167px;text-align: center;width: 199px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>现如今，打工界已经开始流传一个传说，一旦你去潍坊参加过一次风筝节，就会知道老板为什么拼命要让你产生一种隐秘的“请假羞耻”感。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>很简单，因为</span><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>人一旦体会过不上班，就会再也不想上班。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>那是一到潍坊，班不加了，微信群不看了，老板消息也不回复了。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: 177px;width: 177px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>经过了潍坊自由春风的洗礼，这时候如果你还挑衅地问她，这样放飞你不怕被辞退？<br></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>她只会诧异地回答你：</span><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>哈？世上竟还有这等好事？</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: 94px;text-align: center;box-shadow: rgb(210, 210, 210) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;width: 578px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>所有人都在快乐，只有广告主卷麻了。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>天猫和B站在线battle争夺空中广告位，旁边是漂浮的加多宝和康师傅绿茶。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>吴京都被拉出来放飞了，只是这个肖像位置印刷得，怎么讲，京得不错。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: auto;width: 100%;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>然而，山东不愧是考编大省，仔细一看，风筝圈竟然突然出现了一位“监管”。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>“服务先锋，市场秩序。”</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>好家伙，这是市场监督管理局，连风筝都是带编制的，意思是天上也不是法外之地。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>只有雪王在一旁不管不顾地躺着，麻木地看着在座各位同行在天上卷。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>我愿称之为</span><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>“广告界摆</strong><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>烂之</strong><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>光”。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 578px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>要不说潍坊人放的不是风筝，而是人类的想象力。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>作为传说中的风筝发源地的城市，这里产出了全世界70%的风筝，还是国际风筝联合会的总部所在地。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>如果仔细追溯，潍坊风筝节始于1983年，按岁数比我都大。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>不知道还有没有老粉记得，其实早在2019年，我们就曾写过一篇</span><a target="_blank" href="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MjM5NDA5NDcyMA==&mid=2651720925&idx=1&sn=09bb50fc9d3680a27f593cecaa23b68a&scene=21#wechat_redirect" textvalue="《中华魔幻大赛，潍坊风筝赢了》" linktype="text" imgurl="" imgdata="null" tab="innerlink" style='font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);' data-linktype="2">《中华魔幻大赛，潍坊风筝赢了》</a><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: 171px;width: 156px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span style='font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);'>风筝展都开到了瑞典@新华社</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>当时我们还以为，魔幻两个字就是潍坊风筝的最好代名词。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>现在回想起来，还是太过天真。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='font-size: 17px;'><strong><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 2px;'>事实上，试图用一个词语概括潍坊风筝只是徒劳，在潍坊，风筝这门传统手艺的边界比你想象的还要广阔——</span></strong></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='font-size: 17px;'><strong><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 2px;'>因为它每一年都在突破。</span></strong></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>风筝放飞要看风，谁也不知它会吹向南北西东。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>去年，第39届风筝会由线下集中举办，改为了线上“云放飞”，用网络平台展现。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;text-align: center;box-shadow: rgb(210, 210, 210) 0em 0em 0.5em 0px;width: 578px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>如今，终于回归线下，炸裂年年都有，今年主打一个全方位大升级。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>如果说淄博是万物皆可烤，那么潍坊就是万物皆可飞。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>曾经，潍坊风筝有四大顶流。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>动物界，是沙漠骆驼随着风儿飘过，前腿蹬不直的的样子如此妖娆婀娜。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;border-radius: 6px;width: 645px;box-sizing: border-box !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>@杨婵yu玄女</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>隔壁的小马驹不仅伸不直前腿，也伸不直脖子，他奋力上天的身影，可爱但还缺乏一丝帅气。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9);font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;letter-spacing: 2px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);border-radius: 6px;width: 645px;box-sizing: border-box !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>那么如今，在滨海国际风筝放飞场，当歪果朋友还在沉迷软体风筝——喷火龙。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>一条吞云吐雾的大龙闪现在上空，那是久违的国产传统骨架风筝，竹做的骨头纸做的背，总共180米。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>这是广东阳江特产，龙头蜈蚣风筝。<br></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>在潍坊，龙是要用拖拉机做牵引的。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 100%;height: auto;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span style='font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);'>@潍坊白浪</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>不光地上跑的，水里游的也争相加入了潍坊的上天之旅。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;white-space: normal;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box !important;width: 300px !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>迷你版鲸鱼因为减肥成功，顺利地把自己伪装成了一只海豚，流线型的身躯方便他飞得更高。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;border-radius: 6px;width: 645px;box-sizing: border-box !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span style='font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);'>@晨香菜</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>比起鲸鱼，现如今的金鱼就显得没那么谦虚了。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>镜头缓缓扫过他巨大的身躯，塞满屏幕的身躯带来了极强的压迫感，某个瞬间还以为看到了不知其几千里的鲲。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;outline: 0px;border-radius: 6px;width: 645px;box-sizing: border-box !important;visibility: visible !important;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span style='font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 2px; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);'>@阿肉家的小绿余</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>天空是倒过来的海，风筝是会飞的鱼。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>这里就是巨物爱好者的天堂，灵魂的故乡。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>毗邻网红兄弟淄博，连风吹来，都是一股子烧烤味。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>而在神仙界，曾经，它还只是《西游记》里的菩萨，吓得路人在高速跪了半天。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 332px;height: 522px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>现在，是各路神仙开大会。<br></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>少儿频道停播了，但至少还可以亲手在风筝宇宙里，找回失去的童年。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>葫芦娃兄弟加爷爷，一串就上天。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;text-align: center;white-space: normal;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>哪吒踩着风火轮满天飞，连上美厂看了都得说好。<br></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>嫉妒使我面目全非，所以你如果问我好不好玩。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>当然不好玩儿！因为我不能玩儿！</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>至于交通界，前两年这边还在踩动感单车。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: 239px;width: 279px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>现在已经快进到航空母舰，搁科幻片里就是世界人民一致对抗外星入侵大团结。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;text-align: center;white-space: normal;width: 578px;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>至于巨星圆环，简直让人怀疑是诺兰灵感的来源。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>航母茅台葫芦娃，鲸鱼神仙大蜈蚣。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>在潍坊，就没有“正常”的风筝，最好是能发明载人风筝：“帮我也绑上去，给大家助助兴。”</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>如果你要问一个潍坊人，你们是怎么做到这么大只还不缠线打架的呀？</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>潍坊人会让你放心，“滨海平原的大风极其稳定，风筝一撒手就上天，风往一个方向吹，风筝线自然也处于平行。”</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>“就像你和你隔壁部门的白月光女孩，看似隔得很近，但永远不会有交集。”</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;text-align: center;white-space: normal;border-radius: 6px;'></span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>一位现场打卡过的朋友告诉我，她以前一直认为，工作是为了更好的休息，快点完成工作就能快点休息。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>经过了职场多年的锤打和洗礼，世事的莫测和难料，如今已经想明白一个道理：快点完成工作，只会换回更多工作。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><span style='color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9); font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px;'>科技没有解放双手，只解放了老板的双手，这才是马克思早早写在资本论里的真理。</span></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>而她以后，回想起来都不记得2023这一年都干了哪些活。</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><strong style='outline: 0px; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 2px; color: rgb(171, 25, 66);'>但一定会记得，在这一天，潍坊风筝节彩烟炸开的瞬间，美到窒息，“说一句春日魔法也不为过。”</strong></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'></section><section style='margin-left: 16px; margin-right: 16px; line-height: 1.5em;'><br></section></div>
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